Fuck Your Fisst for My Feet

Powerful Pussy vs Pathetic Penis

Just what is it about me that has such a hold over you? My stunning body combined with a quick wit and intellect? Maybe, but it’s much more than that

Masturbation is the Best Form of Procrastination

You need to get your car’s oil changed. You need to mow the lawn/ shovel the driveway. You need to pay your bills, call your mother, go grocery shopping, you have to blah, blah, blah.

Moan for Me

I want to hear you moan for me. I want to hear you whimper. Moan because I make your groin ache and your mind melt. Moan for the things that I remind you that you can’t have.

The Endless Loop

Saturdays Are for Stroking

You thought you were going out tonight? Haha; yeahhh, you’re going to have to cancel your plans, gooner boy. You know Saturdays are spent with me. You know you’re going to back out of whatever you were doing tonight. Go ahead, unbutton your pants, addict because you know Saturdays are for stroking.

Poppers Mesmerize

Snort and sniff. Inhale your poppers, boy. Inhale the lust, the need, the frenzy that makes you so susceptible, so pliable.<br/>

Stroke, snort, pump, inhale and follow along on this mindfuck journey to stupid, drooling, pumped out, poppers mesmerize.