Masturbation is the Best Form of Procrastination

You need to get your car’s oil changed. You need to mow the lawn/ shovel the driveway. You need to pay your bills, call your mother, go grocery shopping, you have to blah, blah, blah.

Moan for Me

I want to hear you moan for me. I want to hear you whimper. Moan because I make your groin ache and your mind melt. Moan for the things that I remind you that you can’t have.